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- Deviant since Feb 18, 2007, 2:03 PM
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The clean-up process for the obliterated septic tank took longer than initially expected. It would seem that while I was busy plotting the demise of my arch-nemesis across the street I did not notice that Ugor took the liberty of removing the original septic tank in favor of one much, much larger. Rereading the morning paper from about a week ago confirmed my guess that Ugor was, in fact, the reason why an eighteen-wheeler's trailer went missing a ways back.
I was overjoyed with his enthusiasm for maintaining a clean and sanitary environment around our base of dastardly operat
in Humor 1w 1d ago
Ode to Slacking RevisedTerm paper assigned just yesterday,Ode to Slacking Revised
due May 8th so it’s no big deal. I know it’s something I’ll delay till the due date’s nipping at my heels.
“Have ten sources,” the teacher demands, so we have work to do in the next class. “You’d better be working on this now, or there’s no way you can pass.”
I shirk it off, I sit around, I take a nap, don’t give a damn. I’ve got my plans, I need some fun and, frankly I don’t give a crap. I’ll get it done just in time, I’m just “the man&#
in Song on 5/24/08
Slacker's OdeSlackers Sing of their Accomplishments…Tomorrow: An Ode to ProcrastinationSlacker's Ode
Taking time to relax, because rushing’s overrated. Always been one to slack, I, one, have deadlines always hated.
Do tomorrow what was planned for today. For relaxation, at its best, and of simple, unplanned play is favorable to studying for any test.
Playing catch or catching up with friends, and all activities in between, are better than these scholarly errands though professors insist they’ll keep senses keen.
To take a nap, to sit and thin
in Sonnet on 1/28/08
Correspondence Between MadmenDear Kefka Palazzo,Correspondence Between Madmen
I am writing to you as a good, yet concerned
personal friend of yours, though you may not remember
me very well. It has come to my attention that
you are wreaking havoc all around the world
and, quite frankly, I find this highly bothersome.
Good sir, you must realize that poisoning an entire
village is quite immoral. Yes, I know you’re quite insane.
Yes, I understand that you’ve been through quite a deal
of unusual experiments and whatnot,
and that you feel all k
in Other on 1/23/08
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- Current Age: 20
- Current Residence: Pittsburgh
- Interests: I have lots of these. Har har.
- Favourite movie: Don't have one. Far too many good movies out there.
- Favourite band or musician: Currently: Imogen Heap
- Favourite genre of music: Anything except country or rap.
- Favourite poet or writer: Four-way tie between Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman and Kurt Vonnegut
- Favourite photographer: Don't have one.
- Favourite style of art: See previous.
- Operating System: OS X
- MP3 player of choice: 30gigabyte iPod Video
- Shell of choice: The kind on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
- Wallpaper of choice: I'm indifferent.
- Skin of choice: The stuff I've got on is pretty good, I'll say.
- Favourite game: Trauma Center: Second Opinion (XD)
- Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo Wii
- Favourite cartoon character: Currently: L from Death Note. Otherwise, a wide variety of villains.
- Personal Quote: Don't have one that I know of.
- Tools of the Trade: My robe and wizard hat, of course.
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CURSES~!! XD
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*Between angels and demons*
Member of *Hispanart ~AnimeChile
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rawr :B
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"Aw, come on, it's just an eye. You never used it anyway. The rake in the middle of the washroom was just a coincidence."
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"Aw, come on, it's just an eye. You never used it anyway. The rake in the middle of the washroom was just a coincidence."
'Nuff said.
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"Aw, come on, it's just an eye. You never used it anyway. The rake in the middle of the washroom was just a coincidence."
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Born in sin, come on in.
Beware the Beast Within
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[link] if u loves raven join this new fledgeling club
saw your forum post.
Welcome to DA! enjoy it.
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I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt and guess whats inside it!
Have a good sniff around my sisters and cousins page and artworks they are really good.
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[link] if u loves raven join this new fledgeling club
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Never Give Up. It's better to fail than not try at all
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98% of Deviants don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If you're one of the 2% that wants to punch 'em, put this in your sig.
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Never Give Up. It's better to fail than not try at all
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98% of Deviants don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If you're one of the 2% that wants to punch 'em, put this in your sig.
And sure thing, and I'm happy that I did find your page
As a better "thank you," I've gotten off my ass and finally wrote part 4. XD
Otherwise it'd obviously have to be Picasso. XD
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How dare YOU admonish ME, VERMIN!!??
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How dare YOU admonish ME, VERMIN!!??
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How dare YOU admonish ME, VERMIN!!??
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i like monkeys~
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