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Diary of a Disgruntled Madman

I am but a simple man with simple dreams. All I ever wanted was a little respect, a little happiness and, oh, nothing major. Just complete and absolute power over the entire planet. I never realized this was so much to ask. The US president wouldn't even give me the time of day and the United Nations laughed at me.
And so, much to my dismay, I have decided the only viable route is to take the world by force! So, the other day I figured I would take the evil zombie apocalypse route. I had it all mapped out and everything. The seven runes of damnation--whi

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Nerdy Thing in my Brain
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Tearing Down Utopia 1st DraftThere was once a glorious kingdom called Utopia, and it existed in isolation from the rest of the world. Utopia occupied a small, unvisited spot on the map, just beyond what mapmakers of the time believed was the edge of existence, and so it remained untouched by the advances made in other kingdoms.
Despite this, Utopia was paradise on earth. Crops were always plentiful, and so the kingdom never experienced famine. The kingdom was devoid of crime. The king's army protected the borders from any possible invaders, though there never were any. The king's subjects occ Tearing Down Utopia 1st Draft
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Just a Typical DaySam approved of his new apartment. It was relatively small, and lacking in any decor, but it was comfortable enough for his tastes. The window offered him a pleasant view of the trees outside, and a McDonalds across the street. Plus, the people who offered him the apartment were very insistent; so much so that they were willing to let him stay, free of charge. Sam took a moment to reflect on how the day had gone so well for him.
The alarm clock sounded at 7:30a.m., like it typically does. Sam reached beneath his pillow groggily. His neighbor had complained about th Just a Typical Day
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Sun Oct 4, 2009, 8:54 PM

Arise, DeviantArt page. DeviantArt page...Screw it. It doesn't sound as fluid.

I've been up to plenty of shenanigans since April 1st of last year, and most of them aren't worth mentioning here. However, since I need to stop being so damned lazy with my writing, I've decided I'll need to try and add content periodically. Yeah.

Three Psychology classes, two English classes, and a Philosophy class have my brain going at an all-time slow, so this could get interesting. By interesting, I mean somewhat stupid. We'll see.

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Mood: Amused
Listening to: Uprising - Muse
Reading: The Gun Seller
Watching: Broken - House, season 6
Playing: Left 4 Dead
Eating: Nothing currently
Drinking: Dole Pineapple Orange juice

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Current Residence: Edinboro
Interests: I have lots of these. Har har.
Favourite movie: Don't have one. Far too many good movies out there.
Favourite band or musician: Currently: Imogen Heap
Favourite genre of music: Anything except country or rap.
Favourite poet or writer: Four-way tie between Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman and Kurt Vonnegut
Favourite photographer: Don't have one.
Favourite style of art: See previous.
Operating System: OS X
MP3 player of choice: 30gigabyte iPod Video
Shell of choice: The kind on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Wallpaper of choice: I'm indifferent.
Skin of choice: The stuff I've got on is pretty good, I'll say.
Favourite game: Trauma Center: Second Opinion (XD)
Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo Wii
Favourite cartoon character: Currently: L from Death Note. Otherwise, a wide variety of villains.
Personal Quote: Don't have one that I know of.
Tools of the Trade: My robe and wizard hat, of course.

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~Chisoutsa Jul 21, 2008, 10:34:23 AM

Thanks for viewing my page!

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=Anubis-san Mar 29, 2008, 7:07:54 AM

Thank you so much for the

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Thank you so much for visit my Da page ^^

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~Mrowr Mar 25, 2008, 10:40:52 AM

Random deviant hello!

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~PopYourPills Feb 28, 2008, 6:45:20 PM

Oh hey dude, 500 page views. Congratz.

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~PopYourPills Feb 28, 2008, 9:04:33 PM

501. xD

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~TheoryOfMalice Apr 8, 2008, 9:40:20 AM

Dammit, I didn't even notice. I just sort of habitually look at my Deviations and Messages on the front page...

CURSES~!! XD

~PopYourPills Feb 19, 2008, 9:24:33 PM

You are a literate genius. xD

'Nuff said.

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~th3ama Oct 15, 2007, 12:06:25 PM

thanks for the fave

~ladyvenommyo Aug 19, 2007, 12:37:11 PM

Thank ya for the favorite~

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~WildernessMan Aug 2, 2007, 5:40:47 AM

hello friend....

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